Am I in Germany this morning?
No
Am I of German descent?
No
Do I even speak German?
No – though I do know a couple of German words (puffs up her chest with pride)
Waiting…
So why is this beautiful autumn morning German? Because I baked and cooked like a German.
Was I wearing a girdle?
No (thank god!)
Was I wearing a nice large flowery dress just below my knee?
No
Was my hair pulled back in a bun?
No
Go Bake Yourself 