Psychologist: These sessions seem to be getting tedious. I am afraid I will have to advance you to a higher level of help if you cannot tell me.
Patient:How will I tell you without you judging me? How can I tell anyone?
Psych: You must not bottle those feelings, they will crush you later in life and you will wonder why…
Psych: Once you let it out, it will be. Tell me.
Patient: *breathes in deep* Ok… I think… I think I am… a cup-, a cupcake… snob…
Psych: Oh… wait, so you came here for ten sessions because you wanted to tell me you. are. a. cupcake. snob…?
Go Bake Yourself 
