My title is a little confusing. Allow me to clarify to you the confusion.
Augustus = Chocolate Covered Peanut
“Huh?”
Augustus = Chocolate Covered Peanut
“Um… am I being stupid here or do I not get it?”
You are obviously being stupid. JOKES, no you are not. But allow me to explain the very nerdy, very school-ish inspiration for this equation. I do not do maths anymore so perhaps you may take that into account for my nonsensical equation (Quick, maths teachers, cover those eyes!)
So the other night, the Disney Princesses had this girly-girl, no fancy-shmancy husband princes allowed slumber party! All the cool princesses were allowed, not those 21st century ones, I mean, Ariel wanted to invite them but that is only because she met the Frog Princess while she was a Frog. Not the done thing at all (because that froggy smell still stuck to her… poor thing :P)
Anyway, here are the invites:
Psychologist: These sessions seem to be getting tedious. I am afraid I will have to advance you to a higher level of help if you cannot tell me.
Patient:How will I tell you without you judging me? How can I tell anyone?
Psych: You must not bottle those feelings, they will crush you later in life and you will wonder why…
Psych: Once you let it out, it will be. Tell me.
Patient: *breathes in deep* Ok… I think… I think I am… a cup-, a cupcake… snob…
Psych: Oh… wait, so you came here for ten sessions because you wanted to tell me you. are. a. cupcake. snob…?
Of course I didn’t just make savoury for the barbecue – helping make pasta and paneer and creating a dip is fun and all but seriously, so not brainwashed!
I decided a rustic style of dessert would be appropriate for this so I went with an apple pie. Simple, gorgeous and an unfailingly popular dessert for sure! This was actually my first time making a real pie and I realised this only yesterday – tarts I am all over but pies, oh my! And the humid weather really helped out (major sarcasm dripping in voice!)
